Ode to Coffee and Coffee Treats

 

Starbucks how I love you, you make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. You warm my senses; you surround me with a calmness that is just not found anywhere else. When we are parted I miss you. Once a week is just not enough. If only your delicious treats didn’t make me fat, we would see each other EVERY day, maybe even twice a day. I have often said that coffee is God’s way of saying “I love you Angie”. Coffee totally rocks; it makes me feel a little invincible, a little brighter, smarter, funnier, and a little more capable of taking on the day. I wonder what it would be like without coffee. A world without coffee! Now that is a truly hellish thought! Can you imagine? No more perky Angie, maybe a sullen Angie, a distraught Angie, one who wanders through the day thinking who am I and what am I doing here? Perhaps looking longingly through the looking glass wondering if other worlds exist out there that have something better to offer. Well I thank the heavens every day that I do not live in a universe that has no coffee, or is only made up of shrimp. The next time I think to myself, perhaps I should give up coffee, I shall remember the universe in which coffee does not exist and the Angie’s of that world in their stupor and listlessness and will just say no to giving it up! Everyone have a Nancy Reagan day! Remember just say no to giving up coffee and coffee treats!

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